Showing posts with label John Cleese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Cleese. Show all posts

Friday, 31 May 2019

The Magnanimity of City Walks


This week John Cleese observed that London “is no longer an English city”. For reasons both good and bad, he’s partly right and partly wrong. London never was entirely English (the Romans and the Normans, remember them?), but having enjoyed previous spells as the psychological “capital of the world” in the late nineteenth century, during the Second World War, and in the 1960s, London has again become the de facto World City. That is something of which we, as a nation, can be proud. That so many of the world’s peoples should, for a myriad reasons - admirable or otherwise - want to make it their home, and that so many more should want to visit it, implies a destination of unusual quality. World Central. London thus occupies a role different from any other British city and most other urban hubs around the globe  - Paris, New York and Los Angeles being obvious rival contenders. It is an English city, but it is both more and less than that.

Be that as it may, today’s London is not the same metropolis that Cleese first encountered, when first up from Weston-super-Mare via Bristol and Cambridge, and if it were otherwise, it would be a dead city, ossified and stagnant. Vital cities change constantly, though not necessarily, and not always, for the better. Some decline (Florence, Istanbul) or go through rough patches (Berlin, Glasgow). While it is Cleese’s observation of the markedly changed demographics of London that has drawn the hysteria of those congenitally hypersensitive to such matters there is much else that makes the city different from how it used to be, the architecture and the sheer busyness to be encountered almost everywhere being two of the most significant factors.

Cleese gets berated for talking about Englishness. Nigel Farage, who probably  knows better than most what it is like to be routinely and mindlessly slandered by the self-appointed arbiters of righteousness, wrote in his 2011 autobiographical ‘Flying Free’ - “Freedom of speech and belief is not subject to approval by a transitory authority. It is absolute or it is nothing.” That’s almost a definition of Englishness itself. Cleese’s generation (and mine, a decade later) flowered at a time when that sentiment was still true and completely unobjectionable. At the same time, Cleese himself was one of the two gigantic Johns (he was taller than the other one, and had better eyesight) who played a huge role in defining key aspects of English culture – comedy and music – in the mid-twentieth century, right across the English-speaking world, and beyond. So I believe he is more than entitled, as indeed we all are, for whatever reason or for no good reason at all, to like and to dislike what and who he chooses to. That’s called freedom. No ifs and buts.

Cleese’s later career has – perhaps inevitably - been less amusing than his earlier one, and because he’s 79 and has lived for many years outside the UK he makes himself an easy target for holier-than-thou finger-waggers. However, the key point he is getting at, and one with which I agree absolutely (and it is not unrelated to the fact of getting older) is that we are a less tolerant society than we used to be. This is ironic, because the more that attempts are made to enforce tolerance, the worse matters become. Fear of saying the wrong thing takes precedence over personal conviction; Cleese has dared to speak his mind, and good for him.

Compared to the mid-twentieth century what we have here today is a society in which everything has to be just-so, algorithmic, pre-defined, budgeted, quantified, formulaic, procedural, box-ticked, programmed, legalistic, deliberate, unironic, simplistic, shallow, sanitised, unimaginative, assertive-aggressive, angry, loud, unsubtle, inflexible, humourless, self-righteous, devoid of initiative, tediously literal, and often profoundly dim and depressing. Oh yes, and of course, smart. Smart is very important.

Seen from the perspective of older age, that’s the nation we have become, the kind of people we have become. Not, it has to be said, what we traditionally think of as English. I think that is really what John Cleese is getting at. Our traditional good-humoured fondness for self-deprecation has been turned round and weaponised by those who don’t appreciate such traits. We’re expected to be very left-brained, as befits a gadget-obsessed, money-fixated, quantitative-minded, secular society. In other words, half-brained. Not all of us, of course, but more than enough. Not much future for Basil or for the Ministry of Silly Walks. Not much future in being old, decent, sensitive, imaginative, or honest. Not much future in being silly.

Cleese’s last TV series “Hold the sunset” unfortunately lacked the focused scripts or hilarity of “Python” or “Fawlty”. Conventionally, perhaps, comedically, it was not a great success, but for me, Cleese limping laconically round the dog-emptying leafy avenues of Richmond was a delight – I was just waiting for him to erupt into some venomous outburst – but even though that never quite happened, his persona seemed spot on for a man of his age and past achievements. I felt I could read his thoughts: now that’s acting for you. What that gentle suburban setting emphasised for me, though, with my peculiar psychogeographical predilections and all that, was the difficulty in finding the kind of London that so many of us grew up to love; it was there in the programme, and it certainly still exists in small pockets, but you have to seek it out. This isn’t about simplistic observations of ethnicity or class, but rather more about the intangibles of subjectivity and atmosphere, of architecture and environment and way of life. England, London, as it used to be.

Nostalgia gets ridiculed, unfairly, but a sense of place and permanence contributes to psychological well-being. That’s a big part of Englishness (or any other national identity) – the streets and houses, not necessarily who lives in them. The trees, the horizons, the sky. Take away your origins, and don’t be surprised by subsequent unhappiness. When you’re getting on, you appreciate the comforts of familiarity, and you don’t always need edginess or change. If you’re younger you do need them, you need to live in the present and in the future, and you’ll reject much of what John Cleese (or I) have to say.

Not everyone will be entranced by Richmond, of course, so you have to wander around the vast and varied city and find what grabs you. Dalston or Catford, perhaps. You need to be generous and open minded, magnanimous (that Churchillian word) towards what you don’t personally get, adopting the attitude of the expectant flâneur (if you can put up with such pompous terminology) - because those moments of revelation that this is London can occur in unexpected locations.  Just round the next corner. Wow !
 
Whatever else it implies, Englishness has a lot to do with a sense of place and belonging, even more so with a sense of respect and love and longing, and – as Cleese has noted - with quietness, good manners, humour, and politeness. An attitude, a way of life, a shared past, a togetherness, a commonality. And – it would be nice to think – a common future goal. Qualities easy to mock as old-fashioned, elitist, reactionary, inefficient, boring and … old.  But, why ever not? They served us fine for long enough. For my money, Cleese is someone who has given me many hours of side-splitting pleasure, and for that I’m immensely grateful. He’s a national treasure and is to be hugely respected. Perhaps he should retire to Weston-super-Mare or to a small hotel in Torquay.

Saturday, 17 March 2018

Come right back


One of the themes of psychogeography is that the historical past can linger into the present, co-existing with the physical surroundings, if only we could see. Supposedly, events from long ago hover in the air above the city streets, or adhere to buildings, sometimes lending a frisson of evil or an aura of sadness, pervading the surroundings with a permanent mood for those sensitive enough to detect it. Physical science demands that, if no molecular or conventionally energetic traces remain, this is a delusional belief, and that any such claims are “all in the mind”. I lean towards the scientific viewpoint. However …

The centre of Nottingham is conventionally held to be the Old Market Square, known to some older residents as Slab Square, and colloquially simply as The Square. It is, in fact, anything but square, more of an awkwardly warped irregular quadrilateral, but it is the largest central space of its kind in England, allegedly, originates in pre-Norman times, for centuries functioned as a market, was rebuilt in the 1920s in an attractive but bastardised art deco style, and then again in 2007 was expensively reconditioned - despite popular protest - in a style felt to be more appropriate to our times. Which, unwittingly perhaps, it is. Along the southern side, known as South Parade, is the NET tram stop. Here I quite frequently alight, do what I have to do in town, and head home. Town isn’t somewhere I want to linger these days. To the extent that I notice anything at all, I see and feel the Square as it is today. Why would it be otherwise?

Until, that is, 7.30 on a Sunday evening a few weeks ago, and the first episode of BBC1’s “Hold the Sunset”. This is a gentle enough sitcom set in the leafy avenues of Richmond. The only reason I watch the series is because, along with Alison Steadman, it stars John Cleese, and therefore it ought to be good. Oh dear. How I long for Cleese to say something outrageous and funny. He plays a congenial character, one with which it is easy to empathise (we share similar height and paunch). But wouldn’t it be wonderful if he could erupt with a torrent of that famously inventive invective, of surreal, over-the-top, Sydney Opera House and wildebeest sarcasm. It almost happened last week, almost, but no. I look at that face, a TV face I’ve known now for half a century, now chubbier and less angular, but the herald of literally hundreds of well-remembered priceless moments from ‘Python’ and ‘Fawlty’. I can almost feel the hilarity waiting to burst forth again, that curiously feline twitching at the corners of the mouth, an aged and updated version of that Anne Elk (Miss) look. Alas, no. No theories about the brontosaurus. Not this time. A couple of weeks ago I managed a smirk when Bournemouth, Weymouth and Ilfracombe were cited as “front runners” in research for a holiday destination. Conspicuously not Torquay or Weston-super-Mare, but in the same humorous direction. But that’s about it. Sorry, I digress.

The opening credits to “Hold the Sunset” are accompanied by the song “Have I the right?”, by the Honeycombs. The moment it starts, it is the summer of 1964, and I am in the Old Market Square as it was, no trams and pedestrianised nothingness, only buses and trolleybuses, chunky urbanity, boys and girls on their way home from school. Me, just turned fourteen, raging with testosterone and teenage angst, ogling a girl from the school across the road from ours, a girl whose name I will never know, who I will never dare speak to, a girl who will catch a different bus. But all the same, a girl with whom I imagine myself to be deeply in love. The Honeycombs are high in the charts and during the holidays they will reach Number One. I am waiting on South Parade for the No. 14 bus due at 4.35 at precisely the spot where – more than half a century later - I will step off the tram, with no recollection of the past and only the vaguest memory of what that girl looked like.

Now, back in the present, one unexpectedly re-encountered piece of music has succeeded in piercing decades of tired acceptance of a familiar scene and taken me back to somewhere that - so it seems - still exists, co-existent with the physical template of today’s Square. Instantly, it is all there, the total experience; in the (misappropriated) words of the song it has ‘come right back’.  A Proustian madeleine delivered via a record charged with adolescent hormones and produced by the brilliant but troubled Joe Meek and now used on a mildly disappointing comedy programme. Out of the blue.

A couple of other relevant points. One is that this experience seems to refer back to one of those moments when, slightly self-consciously, one thinks “I will remember this” – although often one doesn’t. I don‘t think this mental quirk has a technical name, at least, none of which I’m aware. The other point, more psychogeographic, is the old and very iffy business of thoughts and feelings attaching themselves to physical objects, so-called psychometry. As I implied at the beginning, I have my doubts, but this particular Honeycombs-triggered remembrance opens up for me two related episodes of musical thoughts “posted” at about the same time around the Square. On the north side, known formally as Long Row, is a large branch of Debenham’s, for many years Griffin and Spalding’s, somewhere I always thought of as an ‘old lady shop’. A Nottingham institution, after which we named our two goldfish when the kids were little. Now, once again, as it used to be until I forgot, attached firmly and at a slight angle to the columns in front of the main entrances to the store is an audio memory of “Concrete and Clay”, a catchy little number by an outfit called Unit 4 + 2, which reached the top of the charts in April 1965. A little way down, on the west side of the centre of the Square, where the 41 and 43 trolleybuses used to pause on their route down to Trent Bridge, is a sound trace of Tommy Roe’s 1966 hit “Sweet Pea”. I’m not sure whether this song title has any olfactory connection with the adjacent subterranean loos that were there then, so central and publicly convenient that they were “rationalised” at the last revamp, in favour of a less useful water feature.
 
I know people often claim that certain songs remind them of particular events or places, but I wonder if this example of induction of involuntary memory by music is unusual in the annals of psychogeography. Does it ‘take the biscuit’?  Without the promise of Cleese it would never have happened. I await to see what happens on “Hold the Sunset” tomorrow evening.