Monday 30 April 2018

Dungeness


Dungeness is a place, and one with a very strong sense of place, but it should also be a term denoting a quality, a state of being – dungeness. Otherwise a raw, bleak, triangle of scruffy shingle sticking out into the English Channel on the western periphery of the delightful and scenically varied county of Kent. That part of the Garden of England where only sea kale grows.



When I visited Dungeness last Thursday – perhaps the fifth time in my life that I’ve been there - it confirmed itself for me as one of my favourite places in England, or indeed anywhere. It possesses a unique fusion (or arguably fission) of traces of human experimentation and habitation combined with wild barrenness, a powerful paradoxical enabler of life-affirming solitude. Here are to be experienced manifestations of pure energy – the ambient hum of the nuclear industry, the roar of the wind, the swooping and screeching of seabirds, the crashing of sea upon shingle, the visions of individual minds. Ways forward only discoverable amid emptiness. All kinds of vaguely scientific artefacts probe the vast sky (with towering friendly cumuli on the day I was there) – lighthouses, telegraph poles, electricity pylons (some of them disturbingly one-armed); and at a lower level the tiny trains of the Romney Hythe and Dymchurch, the concrete relics of wartime, and the random scattering of make-do dwellings of individuals seeking isolation and escape.

Thus there are constant visual reminders of and references to human society, while the elemental nature of the place provokes one into distancing oneself from “it all”, into world-rejection. In crowded, pressured, south-east England this is the last great wilderness, where one can retreat into pleasurable solitary contemplation, comforted by the wind howling in one’s ears. Here is an escape from all the cleverness and intellectualising of modern man, the endless wittering of “commentators” and people who know better (yes, and bloggers too), the antisocial meddlings of antisocial media, the snooping of the thought police, all the hatefulness and bickering of people with agendas; escape from that vast army of useless and otherwise unemployable people whose job it is to tell you how to live, how to think, what words you’re not allowed to use this week, what to believe, whose career to destroy today. Here one can practise misanthropy without harming anyone. In fact, one can conclude safely that misanthropy is a reasonable response to the present day world.
 
Dungeness is a place – a quality – which I imagine England used to possess, a land in which people could do more or less what they wanted to, inventing their lives as they went along. A land where imposed permissions and instructions were unknown, where control and monitoring were unimaginable, where busybodying bureaucracies had no place, a land devoid of jabbering electronics and moronic noise and … civilisation. Just the wind in one’s face. Desolation ecstasy. No, please don’t bother me with the downsides and please don’t tell anyone about it. 

Dungeness, a place, a quality, and a reminder of the freedoms we have lost.

Saturday 21 April 2018

The Labworth





If you knew that it offered meals, you might anticipate of somewhere called The Labworth a futuristic celebration of molecular gastronomy, where you would be served by staff dressed in white coats in a space-age gravity-free environment, where you could enjoy an efficient ingestion of some cognitively-enhancing functional food, washed down with a squirt or two of vitamin-enriched liquid nitrogen, guaranteed to crackle the taste buds and to make you live for ever. I suspect that both the menu and the ambience are somewhat different, though the reviews are good. At the time I took the photographs I wasn’t particularly hungry, so I can’t offer my own opinion on the available edibles, but clearly the place was popular with the locals.



The name ‘Labworth’ is fortuitous, deriving apparently from that of a local farm, but the sense of futurism is palpable. When the building was designed in the 1930s, by Ove Arup, a better future was envisaged or at least yearned for widely, following the tragedy of the Great War and accompanying the flourishing of technology and scientific rationalism. Architecture and design were visible manifestations of an optimistic zeitgeist. An innocent decade, evidently; concrete and glass, arterial roads and electrification, gymnastics and lots of UV, outdoor lidos and art deco would herald a cleaner, pleasanter, healthier world. The Soviets and the Nazis shared similar architectural visions to the international modernism practised elsewhere, such as here on the shores of Canvey Island, Essex. We know now what the end of that decade brought, but 73 years to the week since its most symbolic and terrible revelation of what man can do to man, the imagery of The Labworth remains one of hope and excitement. Simply, it elevates one’s mood. Hooray for Canvey Island and hooray for a better future.

Sunday 15 April 2018

More or less information


Unlike food, money, or energy, when we use information we are still left with it. Using it does not destroy it or make it go away. As a remarkable corollary, the more we use information, the more we are likely to acquire.

On the other hand, while - especially in trivial instances - losing or destroying information is easy, deliberately making it partially unavailable is not always straightforward. One technique for doing so is that employed in the most secure forms of encryption, when data is mathematically manipulated in a unidirectional process, so that the original message cannot be rediscovered unless one is in possession of an appropriate key. Another instance when an aspect of information gets lost is one we sometimes encounter when using  Photoshop or similar. When we wish to convert a colour image to greyscale the software prompts us, before proceeding, to check that we are happy to discard colour information. Once in black and white we cannot go back to full colour. We may not realise intuitively that this is a one-way process. Some, but not all, information gets lost, and becomes  irretrievable. Which brings us to our main topic.


“Classic Murder”  © R. Abbott, 2018

This is a recent painting of mine. As presented here, it is an instance of “less information”, since I’ve converted it, along with its blood-red sky, into monochrome, purely for the purposes of this article. From what you see you can’t re-create the original in full colour. However, what I really want to go on to talk about is the idea of the “more information” which can subjectively be read into the painting – into any painting - but which objectively is simply not there. Not the missing colours, but the meaning, the significance.

This conundrum is informed by the iconographic theories of the German-American art historian Erwin Panofsky (1892-1968). Appropriately (or ironically) enough, various perspectives on this problem can be taken, not all of them artistic. I’m going to remove my amateur painter’s beret and replace it with my information scientist’s hat, which at least I have some formal authority to wear. From an information science or taxonomic perspective there are implications for how one would classify an image such as the above. Without going into too much detail or into Panofsky’s terminology  this mode of analysis asks, in effect, (a) what is this? (b) what is it of ? and (c) what is it about?

The answers in the present instance are:

(a) a monochrome digital photograph of a small painting (and one may choose to elaborate by noting that the subject matter appears to be an urban settling, with houses, pavements, bare trees, and sky);

(b) it is a picture, evidently, of a winter’s day (perhaps dawn or sunset) in a setting which, architecturally, must be inner London, and which appropriate familiarity will pinpoint as a location which is either Tolmers Square in NW1, or an imaginary scene inspired thus. The title suggests something to do with a murder, though there is nothing in the image that supports that interpretation directly. The copyright declaration fixes the name of the image’s owner, and the year of its creation. And, er, that’s it;

(c) is much more interesting. What you think the picture is about is up to you. What I think it’s about is up to me. What someone else thinks is up to him or her. But what would an indexer in a picture gallery – someone responsible for being able subsequently to retrieve it -  classify it as?

My understanding of it, as the artist, is this. Yes, it’s Tolmers Square near Euston Station, sort of, impressionistic, not quite accurate, moved around a bit, and it’s a winter’s dawn in a claustrophobic (or as I would say, claustrophilic) environment, a setting that is seedy, decaying, physically and perhaps morally filthy (I tried to go for soot-covered, but couldn’t do it at that scale).  

In a word, juicy. I don’t know if any murders have ever happened in precisely this location, but they should have. The era depicted is meant to be the immediate aftermath of World War Two, a time of “classic murders” by the likes of Hume, Haigh, Heath, and Christie (in other parts of London), but also a time of rebirth and recovery after the cessation of hostilities. Hence perhaps the red dawn (though I don’t do symbolism of that sort, and anyway the future’s orange, allegedly). Artistically the location has a rich history – one thinks of the Camden Town and Euston Road “schools”, and of Walter Sickert, Spencer Gore and William Ratcliffe as just three among many painters who worked in the surrounding architecturally and sociologically complex districts that stretch between and around Fitzrovia, Somers Town, Mornington Crescent, and the mainline railway termini. “Classic Murder”, then, is intended to convey a mood of time and place, it’s an attempt at a fusion of feelings and associations, expressed in oil paint, photographed, and then, for present purposes, deliberately impoverished chromatically with the aid of commonplace software.

In the 1970s Tolmers Square achieved notoriety when it was taken over by political activists and squatters, who tried to preserve it as an “urban village”. By that time it had the appearance of the “classic slum”, while still possessing some sense of coherence and community. Ultimately the powers-that-be won, and while Tolmers Square can still be found on the map, today it is a bleak and lifeless lacuna amid an   unlovely eruption of highrise steel and glass. Yet another victim of the usual disease, the one that has been eating away at London (and cities everywhere) for the last half a century or so, destroying the body of the city with patches of ischaemia, disfiguring warts, and priapisms out of control. Tolmers Square exists in a salient in the battle of the architectural bulge to the north of Euston Road. Symbolically it is/was a skirmish in the apparently unstoppable encroachment by the up-and-coming money-motivated CBD into the former residential heartlands of the down-at-heel but atmospherically-rich, people-centred inner suburbs.

Pause for breath. Did you get all that from looking at the picture? I thought not. It’s not entirely my fault, though.  There’s an argument that maintains that a work of art should stand on its own, as a message adequate and sufficient in its own medium, not having to depend on other efforts to rescue its meaning. The example that often gets quoted is how, when someone didn’t “get” a particular Schumann étude, the composer’s response was to play it again, and then a third time. The great man  wasn’t even going to try and explain it in words. You simply can’t do that with a piece of music (unless programmatic), nor with a painting. Either it “works” as is, or it doesn’t.

But to repeat an earlier question. How would an indexer in a picture gallery classify “Classic Murder”? How would they do it in such a way so as to be able to find it again when someone came wandering in with an enquiry? Would they, for instance, list it under paintings of London, paintings produced in the early twenty-first century, paintings showing a deserted inner city square, paintings with a red sky, paintings with a monochrome grey sky, paintings with iron railings, paintings cited in a blog in April 2018, not very good paintings? Ones with a daft title? Ones with wintry trees? Ones by an English artist? Ones devoid of people or aircraft contrails? Ones where there might be a dog unseen just round the corner?

OK, this is becoming slightly Borgesian, but if you didn’t “get” all of the “more information” offered above,  just by looking at the accompanying image, then (a) you will appreciate the point about image indexing and (b) in one sense the painting has failed. But then, many paintings will fail similarly, even figurative, realist ones. There will always be other interpretations, additional readings, abstruse associations one can make, extra richnesses of significance imported - all relying on one’s background knowledge, interests, the luridness of one’s imagination, and on one’s awareness of the wayward thought processes of the artist concerned. The “meaning” is subjective and open-ended and influenced by what you already know. In this way, coming from a scientific background as I do, and with a childhood that involved visits to Merseyside, I would have to say that - as a painting of an Isle of Man ferryboat - the “Mona Lisa” falls down considerably. Oh, isn’t it meant to be about that?

You may believe that a work of art should stand on its own, self-explanatory. Everything you need to know should be contained within it, with only limited additional legitimate help from the accompanying metadata of title, creator, medium, time and place. But it isn’t like that. It never is. Hence the dilemma of the indexer, fun for the imaginative taxonomist, and freedom for the artist. Actually, thinking about it, “Classic Murder” really is a daft title. I’m going to rename it: From now on it’s “Angst #97”.

Saturday 7 April 2018

Consulting Wolf


If you need a synonym, an antonym, or an idea for a rhyme, you consult Roget. Likewise for a cricketing statistic, Wisden; or in order to act like a nob rather than a knobhead, Debrett. Miscellaneous facts and figures: Whitaker. If you need a comprehensive selection of all the possibilities for vacational accommodation in these wonderful islands of ours, there is nothing similar, no obvious single point of reference to go to.

TripAdvisor, non-indigenous, sadly, is probably the best place to start. It gives the visitor’s perspective rather than that of the owner. While wrestling with it the other day, in need of modest hotel accommodation in the south of England, I came across a review headed “Watery Fowls”. Immediately I recognised this as 11/12ths of an anagram, visualised the white sign with the letters hanging off, heard the theme music, and even mentally re-enacted part of the infamous car-thrashing sequence. I’m sorry if I’ve been mildly obsessional about John Cleese lately, but he’s so relevant to modern life.

If Surrey and Sussex are anything to go by (and earlier experience tells me that Dorset and Devon are just as bad), an alarmingly high percentage of the small hotels and B&Bs in this country are run by people supernormally endowed with traits that include pomposity, stinginess and petty-mindedness.

There are of course many generous and helpful hosts, many fine establishments and many helpful and positive reviews. So many reviews, however, attest to the petty conceits, small-mindedness, paranoia, misanthropy, meanness, officiousness, greediness, innate desire to deceive, and downright weirdness of the owners of small time hostelries. Owners who want to charge absurd fees. Who use a wide angle lens to photograph a deformed broom cupboard named “The Marlborough Suite”. Who, lacking even that, can only illustrate their property with a picture of the Tower of London. Who offer fresh, organically grown water. Who can offer colour TV. Who want you to arrive at 5.15 precisely (so long as it isn’t Thursday, or July, or the day when Penelope has to go to the kennels), to pay upfront and, naturally, to wipe your feet.

Orwell said that all tobacconists were fascists; I don’t know what he would have made of hotel proprietors. The ones I allude to above belong to a class of people who flourish in English society – the sodoffcracy. Give us your money, don’t  bother us, and just …  go away. In the Age of Information there has to be a better way of avoiding them.

Rather than having to trudge (virtually) backwards and forwards between individual accommodation websites and TripAdvisor (or similar) reviews it might be more useful if there was a single printed volume, or more realistically, a website, in which all the exemplars of this unlovely species of national embarrassment could be concentrated. I propose that it be called Wolfs Twatery, and that, as anagrams go, it should score 12 out of 12.